I rear-ended a car this morning.
So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets
out of the car . . and you know how you just get sooooo stressed and
sometimes life-stuff seems to get funny?
Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . . but he was a dwarf.
He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, 'I AM NOT
HAPPY!!!'
So, I look down at him and could not help myself. I say, 'Well,
which one are you then?'
And that's when the fight started . . .
